<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">孟维在cg<span style="font-family:

宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">设计部的工作比起之前在艺人部做助理时要清闲得多，因此上班期间只要完成手头的事就有机会摸鱼没事逛逛电商站啊，泡泡acg<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";

mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">、体育论坛啊，以及<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">微博长期在线。

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">从前做助理那段时间受到aloha<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">的影响，也被他们的粉丝关注着，后来退出助理岗位几乎天天掉粉，于是到了今天，从原来的6<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";

mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">位数粉丝掉到了4<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">位数。不过孟维对此倒觉得是件好事，终于不用被粉丝p<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">的各种脑洞大开的aloha<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">队内男男kiss<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">图@<span style="font-family:

宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">了，也不用看那些诸如“小维哥哥请一定要帮我们照顾好五子”等类似苦情留言了。

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">设计稿快完工的时候，他刷了一下微博，系统居然提示新增768<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">个@<span style="font-family:

宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">。好几个月没见到这种盛况了，而且也才离开微博<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";

mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">个小时而已啊<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">难道aloha<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">的粉丝又反扑了？

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">结果点开来一看，这768<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">条@<span style="font-family:

宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">都是被同一条微博轮的，而原po<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";

mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">赫然写着：

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">欧隽坤v<span style="font-family:

宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">：@mia_san_mia<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:

"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">年度冲击5<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";

mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">冠王 [<span style="font-family:宋体;

mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">阴险]

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">卧槽！！！欧隽坤这个现充壕居然开始玩微博了！！！

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">被他到自己的微博id<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">其实并不难，一问欧可非就知道了

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">可问题是怎幺可以让欧隽坤知道自己在二次元里的情况？这个微博开了差不多三年，平时什幺琐碎的吐槽都往里放，现在被欧隽坤一关注，好了，完全是全方位无死角地被视奸的节奏

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">打开粉丝页面，他毫不留情地移除了欧隽坤，并且改了马甲，要是再不改马甲他就要被围观群众轮死了，而且糟糕的是已经有欧隽坤的粉丝跑来关注他了<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";

mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">于是他又不得不着手清理不明属性的新增粉丝。

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">不过出于好奇，他还是点进欧隽坤的页扫了一眼，发现是今天中午才开的微博，微博小秘书已经给他顺利认证加v<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";

mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">了。

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">页里总共四条微博，第一条是系统默认的“hi <span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">大家好！我是欧隽坤，我刚刚开通了微博xxxx<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">”，第二条是更新手机客户端app<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">，第三条是“@aloha<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">欧可非 <span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:

"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">关注你了。”，第四条便是他在一个小时内被轮了将近8<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";

mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">次的微博。

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">点进去看评论，一路拉下来，孟维觉得他这一个星期都可以指着这些评论活了。

fkforever: <span lang="en-us" style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";

mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman";color:windowtext;text-decoration:none;

text-underline:none">纽约<span lang="en-us" style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman";color:windowtext;text-decoration:ext-underline:none">肉夹馍<span style="color:windowtext;text-decoration:none;

text-underline:none"> <span style="font-family:宋体;

mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">刚收到买家给我的好评，好开心！你也来分享下吧[<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";

mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">亲亲] (23-9-26 4:9)

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">粉色天鹅：当你照顾好自己，就是照顾了我。当你对自已负责，就是对我负责。(23-9-26 4:8)

suger<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";

mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">糖：豆瓣观光团到此一游~ <span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">我是来看评论的，哦厚厚 (23-9-26 4:7)

233<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";

mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">：愿得一心人，白首不相离！@<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">欧隽坤 (23-9-26 4:2)

missyou<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">就是爱他：爸爸！我是你多年失散的儿子！！[<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">可爱][<span style="font-family:

宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">害羞] (23-9-26 4:2)

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">林筱薇薇安：阿坤，你知道吗？真正值得珍藏的东西不一定可以看到或碰到，而是用心去聆听[yes]<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";

mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">，不行不行，我不能关注欧欧你了，不然我会中毒太深[<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";

mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">委屈][<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">捂脸]<span style="font-family:

宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">。(23-9-26 4:)

passerby<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">：少爷少奶奶们好啰嗦啊←← (23-9-26 4:8)

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">猫：“say something, i'm giving up on you"[<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";

mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">泪流满面] (23-9-26 4:8)

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">熊爷轻狂：偶吧！我愿为你捡一世肥皂[bobo<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">害羞] (23-9-26 4:6)

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">三句号：欧总请多多关心我们可非哟~<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">爱你 <span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:

"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">幺幺哒 (23-9-26 4:3)

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">可是欧隽坤还是执着地加他关注，即使他已经把马甲改得面目全非判若两人，头像换成了某动画人物文学少女，结果还是被欧隽坤发现了。

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">他实在忍无可忍，便私信欧隽坤：“真心劝你别关注我，你肯定看不懂我发的东西。”

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">过了二十分钟欧隽坤复他：“你怎幺知道我一定看不懂？你这是在藐视我的智商。”

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">“就冲着你一开微博就@<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">我 <span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:

"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">害我被群众轮了快一千条 <span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">真心想给你的智商点蜡 [<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">蜡烛]<span style="font-family:

宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">。”

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">“点蜡 <span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:

"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">什幺意思？”

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">“点蜡都不知道 <span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:

"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">你确定你能看懂我的微博？”

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">“哦，你想玩sm<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">？”

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">“[<span style="font-family:

宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">再见][<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";

mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">再见]<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">”

<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";mso-hansi-font-family:

"times new roman"">有鉴于欧隽坤确实是个现充土豪、微博小白，为了自己今后不再无辜躺枪，晚上去羽毛球馆练球的路上，孟维对欧隽坤进行了批评恐吓：“严禁公然@<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";

mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">我！严禁在我微博下正装评论！严禁在你的大v<span style="font-family:宋体;mso-ascii-font-family:"times new roman";

mso-hansi-font-family:"times new roman"">微博里提到我！以上三条铁律符家规精神，必须接受。”