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257.第248章 三分钟笑话

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&#31532257节&#31532248&#31456 &#19977&#20998钟笑话

&#35828&#19968个笑话,&#25226&#22905逗笑&#20102,&#23601&#21487&#20197跟&#22905睡觉,这&#26426&#30340&#26426&#20250,&#20154&#29983&#33021有几何

&#32780陈晓&#22825这&#26102郁闷&#30340&#26159,&#20182并不&#26159很想跟文&#29577溪睡觉,&#32780&#26159&#20182&#19968&#26102想不&#20986&#19968个笑话&#26469。( )文&#29577溪见陈晓&#22825愁眉苦脸&#19968筹未展&#30340样&#23376,&#20415问:“怎么你想不&#21040吗&#25105跟你&#35828,&#22823强&#21733&#19977&#20998钟跟&#25105&#35828&#20102&#19977个笑话,每个笑话&#25105&#37117笑翻&#20102,怎么你连&#20182&#19977&#20998&#20043&#19968&#37117不&#22914”

陈晓&#22825顿&#28982给气爆&#20102,恼&#32670&#25104怒&#22320叫&#36947:“&#25105&#20250连&#20182&#30340&#19977&#20998&#20043&#19968&#37117不&#22914笑话你听&#22909&#20102,&#25105&#29616&#22312&#23601给你讲&#19968个极品笑话。”

文&#29577溪&#21452&#25163叉&#22312裤袋&#37324,微微昂首,&#19968副趾&#39640气扬&#30340样&#23376,淡淡&#22320&#35828:“&#35828吧,&#25105听&#30528呢。”

陈晓&#22825&#35828:“&#19968个胖&#23376&#20174&#21313&#20108楼摔&#20102&#19979&#26469结果”陈晓&#22825看&#30528文&#29577溪,问:“你猜结果&#20250怎样”

文&#29577溪撇&#20102撇嘴,&#35828:“死&#20102呗。”

陈晓&#22825伸&#25163抓&#20102抓&#22836,又&#35828:“有个&#20154长&#30340像洋葱走&#30528走&#30528&#23601哭&#20102”&#19968&#35828完,陈晓&#22825&#20415&#32039盯&#30528文&#29577溪,文&#29577溪皱&#30528秀眉望&#30528陈晓&#22825,怔怔&#22320问:“&#35828完&#20102”陈晓&#22825&#35828:“完&#20102。”文&#29577溪问:“&#22909笑话”陈晓&#22825皱&#19978眉&#22836:“不&#22909笑吗”文&#29577溪&#35828:“&#25105&#37117不知&#36947你这个笑话&#26159什么意思,怎么笑&#24471&#20986&#26469”陈晓&#22825叫&#36947:“你你&#30340&#29702解&#33021&#21147&#20063太有限&#20102吧。”

“靠”文&#29577溪顿&#28982叫&#36947:“你&#24072父陈&#22823伯你觉&#24471&#20182聪明不”陈晓&#22825&#35828:“&#25105&#24072父&#24403&#28982聪明&#20102。”文&#29577溪&#35828:“那你&#31561&#20250儿回&#21435跟&#20182&#35828&#19968&#20004句英语看&#20182听&#24471懂不。”

陈晓&#22825伸&#25163指&#20102指文&#29577溪,咬牙切齿&#22320&#35828:“&#22909,&#25105&#23601不信&#25105逗不笑你,你&#31561&#30528。”&#35828罢抬&#36215&#22836,又&#26159&#19968番冥思苦想。

“有&#20102”陈晓&#22825突&#28982眉&#24320眼笑,你听&#22909&#20102:“老夫&#22919&#21435拍照,摄影&#24072问,&#22823爷,您&#26159&#35201侧&#20809,逆&#20809,&#36824&#26159全&#20809,&#22823爷腼腆&#30340&#35828,&#25105&#26159无&#25152谓,&#33021不&#33021给你&#22823&#22920留条裤衩”

“噗”文&#29577溪情不&#33258禁笑&#20986&#20102声&#26469,但&#22905立即捂住&#20102嘴,&#19968&#26412正&#32463&#22320&#35828:“这有什么&#22909笑&#30340,&#25105没笑。”

陈晓&#22825指&#30528文&#29577溪&#35828:“你敢&#35828你没笑&#25105明明看见你笑&#20102。”

文&#29577溪秀眉&#32039蹙,故意恼怒&#22320&#35828:“&#25105没笑,&#25105&#35828&#25105没笑&#25105&#23601没笑”

“&#22909吧,你没笑,”陈晓&#22825无&#21487奈何&#22320叹&#20102&#19968声,看&#20102看文&#29577溪,&#35828:“你先&#25226&#25163张&#24320。”文&#29577溪问:“&#24178什么”陈晓&#22825&#35828:“别捂&#30528嘴&#20102。”文&#29577溪哼&#20102&#19968声,“别捂&#23601别捂,有什么&#20102不&#36215。”边&#35828边将&#21452&#25163叉&#22312裤袋&#37324,将&#22836偏向&#19968边,&#19968副漫不&#32463心&#30340样&#23376。

陈晓&#22825&#35828:“&#25105&#24320始&#35828&#20102,你听&#22909&#20102,&#23567孩&#25226妓院养&#30340鹦鹉偷回&#23478,&#19968&#36827门,鹦鹉&#20415叫:搬&#23478啦看见&#20182&#22920&#22920又叫:老板&#20063换啦看见&#20182&#22992&#22992又叫:&#23567&#22992&#20063换&#20102看见&#20182爸爸又叫:&#25105cao&#36824&#26159老客”

陈晓&#22825&#19968&#35828完,立即&#32039盯&#30528文&#29577溪,文&#29577溪咬&#30528嘴&#21767,&#20004腮鼓&#24471老&#22823,看&#26469&#26159想极&#21147忍住不笑,陈晓&#22825指&#30528文&#29577溪叫&#36947:“你笑不笑笑不笑快笑”

“噗哧”&#19968声,文&#29577溪终&#20110忍不住&#22823声笑&#20102&#20986&#26469,待文&#29577溪笑远&#20102,陈晓&#22825板&#30528个脸,冷冷&#22320&#35828:“&#22909&#20102,陪&#25105&#21435睡觉吧。”

文&#29577溪看&#20102眼陈晓&#22825,又左右看&#20102看,问:“你想&#35201&#25105&#21435哪&#37324陪你睡&#21435你&#23478”陈晓&#22825伸&#25163梳&#20102梳&#22836&#21457,&#35828:“&#25105&#23478老&#22836&#22312&#23478,不&#26041&#20415。”文&#29577溪&#35828:“&#25105&#23478&#25105&#22920&#22920&#22312&#23478&#37324,&#20063不&#26041&#20415。”陈晓&#22825建议:“那&#25105&#20204&#21435山&#19978”文&#29577溪无不担忧&#22320&#35828:“&#29616&#22312山&#19978采药&#30340&#20154很&#22810,&#25105怕被&#20182&#20204看&#21040。”

陈晓&#22825问:“那你觉&#24471&#21435哪&#37324&#22909”文&#29577溪&#35828:“这&#25105&#21487不知&#36947,&#29616&#22312&#26159你&#35201&#25105陪你睡觉,&#22320&#26041&#24471你&#26469想,&#35201&#26159没有&#22320&#26041&#21435睡,那&#23601算&#20102。”

不&#33021算&#20102,&#22909不容易想&#20986几个笑话&#26469将文&#29577溪这丫&#22836逗笑&#20102,总不&#33021&#22312这个最&#21518关&#22836放弃&#26426&#20250,功亏&#19968篑吧。

文&#29577溪见陈晓&#22825又犯难&#20102,&#20415&#35828:“&#25105给你&#19977&#20998钟&#26102间,你若&#33021想&#21040&#19968个&#22909&#21435处&#25105&#23601陪你&#21435睡,&#35201&#26159你想不&#21040,那&#23601算&#20102。”

&#25105&#30340&#22920呀陈晓&#22825抓&#20102抓&#22836&#21457,这丫&#22836&#21487真&#20250整&#20154&#21834,&#23478&#37324不&#33021&#21435,山&#19978不&#33021&#21435,这&#36824&#33021&#21435哪&#37324&#22823&#30333&#22825&#22320总不&#21487&#33021&#21435溪&#37324吧更不&#21487&#33021&#21435土&#37324

文&#29577溪见陈晓&#22825想不&#20986&#19968个&#22909&#21435处,&#20415&#35828:“&#35201不这样吧,&#25105&#20204&#29616&#22312&#21435你&#23478,若你&#24072父&#22312&#23478,&#25105&#20204&#23601算&#20102,不睡觉&#20102,若你&#24072父不&#22312&#23478,&#25105&#23601陪你睡&#19968回,怎么样”

陈晓&#22825&#35828:“刚才&#25105&#20986&#26469&#26102,&#25105&#23478老&#22836&#23601&#22312&#23478&#37324,&#29616&#22312&#25105&#20204回&#21435,这&#20182不&#22312&#23478&#30340&#26426率很&#23569&#21834。”文&#29577溪&#35828:“那没办&#27861&#20102,&#25105&#20204&#23601听&#22825&#30001命吧。”

听文&#29577溪这样&#35828,陈晓&#22825&#20415将心&#19968横,&#35828:“&#34892,&#23601这样。”&#24403&#19979掉&#22836&#20415朝&#23478&#37324&#30340&#26041向走&#21435。文&#29577溪不&#32039不慢&#22320走&#22312&#21518&#22836,晃悠悠&#22320问:“你不打算牵&#25105&#30340&#25163吗”陈晓&#22825怔&#20102怔,这&#22823&#30333&#22825&#22320,牵什么&#25163&#21834,万&#19968被&#20154&#21457&#29616&#20102,&#36824&#20197为&#25105俩&#22312搞恋&#29233,又万&#19968被文秀&#21457&#29616&#20102

“怎么,你不敢牵&#25105&#30340&#25163”文&#29577溪似乎看&#20986&#20102陈晓&#22825心&#20013&#30340&#23567九九,故意这样激&#20182。陈晓&#22825&#35828:“不&#26159&#25105不敢,&#26159&#25105怕别&#20154&#35828闲话,&#25105&#35828诱拐你什么&#30340。”

“这怕跟不敢不&#26159&#19968样&#30340吗”文&#29577溪冷冷笑&#20102&#19968声,“&#25105看你&#23601&#26159&#19968个伪君&#23376”

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