on the late captain grose's peregrinations thro' scotland

collecting the antiquities of that kingdom

hear, land o' cakes, and brither scots,

frae maidenkirk to johnie groat's;—

if there's a hole in a' your coats,

i rede you tent it:

a chield's amang you takin notes,

and, faith, he'll prent it:

if in your bounds ye chance to light

upon a fine, fat fodgel wight,

o' stature short, but genius bright,

that's he, mark weel;

and wow! he has an unco sleight

o' cauk and keel.

by some auld, houlet-haunted biggin,

or kirk deserted by its riggin,

it's ten to ane ye'll find him snug in

some eldritch part,

wi' deils, they say, lord save's! colleaguin

at some black art.

ilk ghaist that haunts auld ha' or chaumer,

ye gipsy-gang that deal in glamour,

and you, deep-read in hell's black grammar,

warlocks and witches,

ye'll quake at his conjuring hammer,

ye midnight bitches.

it's tauld he was a sodger bred,

and ane wad rather fa'n than fled;

but now he's quat the spurtle-blade,

and dog-skin wallet,

and taen the—antiquarian trade,